The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter

Aidan is a beeterskeeter

beeterskeeter by Eat My Hoo Hoo May 29, 2018

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

Talking beezer by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

beeter 

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

beeter by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.

Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.

Beemer Bitch by DSmf September 10, 2007

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer 

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.

*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007