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Bedazzlevaginadickphobia 

The fear of having sex with a guy that bedazzles his dick and getting a jewel stuck in your vagina.
Omg Lauren, Jonathan enjoys Bedazzling his penis but you know I have Bedazzlevaginadickphobia, I just can't have sexual intercourse with him..

Bedazzle 

Literally means the same as skedaddle but better
Bedazzle by thechester March 1, 2019

bedazzle the football 

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.
my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

Bedazzle 

To glamorize a person, place, or object.
Gigi received a black phone case from her friend for Christmas; however, she thought it was rather plain, and decided to bedazzle the case with glitter.

Bedazzle 

When you make anything a lot better by adding sparkely things
Wow you bedazzled your outfit perfectly.
Bedazzle by Dance_talya December 10, 2016

Bedazzle that ass 

Term used to suggest a female should "liven up" her otherwise boring velvet track suit pants. Heard most commonly in late night Boston pizza joints and the Jersey shore. Commonly leads to full on brawls.
Hey baby you need to bedazzle that ass!
Bedazzle that ass by EBliss July 21, 2011