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The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head
"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"
#bedhead #bed head #teased #matted #sex
by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 19, 2006
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(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression
"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!
#bed #bump #bedbump #surprised #unexpected
by All-Natural January 11, 2014
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