Beaver fever also known as (giardia) is a bactiria that is tranfered from one water sorce to another mostly by beavers since they live in the water. It is caused from infected fecal matter near water that has not properly been disposed of. This can cause animals and humans to vomit and give them diarya if not treated and could lead to death of dehydration.
Doc I got the beaver fever and I'm shiting my brains out.
Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.
My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever