by Changaa November 19, 2020
The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010
When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
by asscracky49 December 20, 2010
This term is used to describe that you're college roommate won't be in the room for a while which means you have plenty of time to rub one out. Usually these words are yelled out.
by Nicky Carts March 3, 2008
Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.
by Let’sNot November 18, 2020
a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
by qwimple March 30, 2011
Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.
I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!
by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010