Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 3, 2021

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 7, 2021

button beater

A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.

If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.

by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017