player in a quiddich game. they whack the living hech outta people, as they sling huge balls at people with bats.
by harrypottahfreak January 30, 2005
Anything of a lesser quality or value than what is generally acceptable. Alternatively, something that consistently disappoints either through poor performance or bad decision making.
Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.
Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.
"Have you heard Todd Snider's version of Beer Run?"
"Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me."
"UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."
"Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me."
"UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."
by Geoffy July 12, 2006
1. your backup guitar, that isn't your main guitar. just in case you break a string while playing on stage
2. a base model guitar with modified pickups
3. the guitar you duct tape the straps to for practicing guitar throws and whatnot
2. a base model guitar with modified pickups
3. the guitar you duct tape the straps to for practicing guitar throws and whatnot
i've grabbed myself a new beater the other day, i just need to put some duncan blackouts into it and it'll be good to go
by aimfor7 May 27, 2011
After having gone missing for A ten day weekend the young man suddenly appears in the garage and his brother says.. Where ya been beater?
by dang May 9, 2003
by amaaaandaaa July 6, 2005
A term used at Utah ski areas (Alta, Snowbird) to describe a tourist of inferior skiing ability. This noun was coined due to the distinctive sound made by a skier, tangled in their own equipment, tumbling down a steep ski slope.
Look at that Beater on the expert terrain; he is going to die.
One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"
Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!
One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"
Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!
by Kurty December 6, 2006
An object/item you use freely, recklessly, and commonly, to avoid damage to an identical/similar version of that item that is newer or superior to the "beater" item.
Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"
Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."
Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."
by thatsanthony August 12, 2023