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beast club 

The club to be a part of if:
- Your car is siiiiik
- Your car isn't fast
- You have too much oil in your hair
- You pose for photos with your arms flexed
- Every sentence about your car contains the word 'sick' and /or 'fully'
- You are jealous because a VL turbo is faster than what you own
- You are homosexual
The beast club is fully sick eh bro!
I pull burnouts on the grass in reverse on the beast club cruise! Fully sick!
beast club by VLT May 26, 2004
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Worlds best football club

Also known as F. C. Barcelona
Just watch Barca play and you'll see that the worlds best football club is F . C. Barcelona.

Best Friends Forever Club

A best friends forever club is a group or 3 or more people that consider themselves best friends. They cant be best friends, cause there are more than 2 of them, so they become a club.
Richie, Jessica, and Andrea are in the best friends forever club. They always sing this cute little song

Andrea : "Best friends forever"
Jessica : "Best friends forever"
Andrea and Jessica : "Best friends forever"
Richie : "Club"

They love eachother very much.

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club 

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome 

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026