Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?
by Pubic hair face June 04, 2011
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