meat beard 

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.

Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.

meat beard by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006

Meat Beard 

An Adelaide death metal band who write catchy songs about their dislike of missionary sex, priests and a cologne that turns you gay when you wear it.

Yo did you hear that new Meat Beard song, it's hilarious!

Meat Beard by twowords April 22, 2009

Sweet as Bear Meat

Basically the term can be used as a filler for a dude that isn’t clear or upfront about his sexual orientation i.e. DJ Mister Cee!

Q: Say Jahmal I don’t know about Antoine do you think he’s?

A: Sweet (pause) Sweet as Bear Meat!!!

Sweet as Bear Meat by ML74 April 25, 2011

bear meat 

Used to describe a girl who is thicker than most but not disgustingly fat. Typically has a decent belly, thick thighs, large ass etc. Often found in a pack of skinnier girls to enhance their features to the rest of male population.

Friend: You think Olivia is hot?
Me : Yeah I'm all about that bear meat.

Me: Yo I'm going out with Olivia tonight.
Friend : Really, I didn't know you liked that bear meat.

bear meat by ilikewomen April 11, 2015

sweet like bear meat 

An expression of passive approval alluding to the alleged above-average sweet savor of bear flesh

Homey #1: "Hey main. They're givin' away Slurpees at the 7-11."
Homey #2: "Sweet like bear meat"
Homey #1: "Word"

sweet like bear meat by Andynator October 24, 2007

Bear Meat 

marijuana.

Hey man! I was just up north hunting for some bears and I got ahold of some great Bear Meat!

- Oh dang Bears have been scarce around here hook me up!

Bear Meat by xps123 February 16, 2009

bead meat 

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

bead meat by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017