A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
by dosomefatchick November 2, 2007
Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
by Hydrokronix July 14, 2006
An Adelaide death metal band who write catchy songs about their dislike of missionary sex, priests and a cologne that turns you gay when you wear it.
by twowords April 22, 2009