by mamypants22 July 4, 2011
The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010
When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
by franzvonhaggen-daz December 12, 2007
1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 10, 2011
When making out with a female you grab the back of the girls head and squeeze and pull extremely tightly to not let her pull away
Billy bear clawed the hell out of that girl last night before he took her in that room stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey
by fat ass choad July 21, 2008
A Maneuver performed by a male in an enclosed area with little likelihood of escape on a vulnerable female, generally sexual. Most commonly performed by grabbing for the females head and almost always results in a non-satisfying kiss.
When Louis was on the ferris wheel with Shampton he went in for a kiss and she reluctantly submitted due to flawless execution of the bear-claw maneuver.
by kool k boner October 4, 2009