Refers to an overbearing, obscure, sadistic, cynical, Communistic, uncharitable wanker. Usually a massive Grammar Nazi, sometimes a titsponge.
"Christ be damned, your such a Beans these days."
"It's YOU'RE, not YOUR---you moron."
by Juicebox 23 October 02, 2008
Another name for the club drug Ecstacy.
by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
Bean is a slang term for the clitoris
"She was flicking her bean all night"
by Div March 09, 2005
Orignally made famous by the famous jockey Chris Wilson, a specific type of person can be referred to as "Beans". It is usually an offensive term to describe someone who is short and wears glasses. While the official definiton states that they show up when they aren't wanted, a popular extension of the offence states the fact that this is always true, as they are never wanted anyway.
"Oh no, here comes Beans."
"Not Beans. He's the worst type of person."
"Hey, calm down. That's bullying."
"He deserves it."
by Marti Phat Hands Jnr. April 25, 2010
Pill form of MDMA, also known as ecstasy. Beans are usually sold at $10 or less a pop, and generally much cheaper than pure MDMA because beans are cut or produced with a small percentage of cocaine or heroin to dilute the content. Because beans are produced illegally and on the black market, it's almost impossible to determine the actual percentage of MDMA used in any given pill.
"Let's roll on some beans at the rave tonight."

"Man I just took a bean, I'm rollin' hard."

"I popped three beans on Thursday and haven't slept since."
by 6sPoppin5sDroppin August 09, 2009
A smart person with a vast amount of highly specialized information.
Jenna you know so much about that subject. You're such a bean!
by BeanCounter2013 July 13, 2013
Any perscription drug with effects that range from a head change to knocking someone out, sold in the street
Adderall,Klonopin,valium are examples of beans.
by G-Money December 13, 2004
Being high.
Originated in young Ealing at a less than mediocre house party with some homies

Stoner 1 : man I'm sooo beans

Stoner 2 : *chuckles*
by White Troy March 01, 2014

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