beak wet
beak wet by Taylor Hellmaker June 29, 2008
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To get one's beak wet
To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.
The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!
Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!
'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'
What is it to get one's beak wet?
Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!
'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'
What is it to get one's beak wet?
To get one's beak wet by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019
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wet your beak
Vincent: I've called you here to ask a favor.
Jonny:you wish wet your beak?
Vincent: yes
Jonny: in extange for?
Vincent:I can only offer you my loyalty sir.
Jonny:you wish wet your beak?
Vincent: yes
Jonny: in extange for?
Vincent:I can only offer you my loyalty sir.
wet your beak by don cairns June 29, 2011
Wet the beak
Typically in a social setting with friends/family involving drinking alcohol. You are wetting the beak when you are drinking more than recommended.
Wet the beak by Spoony7792 December 3, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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