When a man ejaculates onto the pubic hair of his female partner and then immediately presses his retracting penis onto that area while laying on top of her. They then take a nap in that position. After they wake up, they feel all sticky. As if they've been beachcamping.
Sara frequently asked Matt to go beachcamping. He didn't mind indulging her, but immediately washed his dick and stomach after waking up.
Camping whilst on the beach. And leaving all of your trash in a "tossing" distance from the epicenter of it all. Then sleep in some grease ball tent, just for city/town workers to clean up your mess in the morning.
Quite possibly the worst idea anyone can come up with. How ever a bottle of Johnnie Walker, 30 pack of Budweiser, and pot could make up for its shittyness.