Mat Baynton
Mat Baynton by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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Bayntonette
The official name given to people obsessed with Mat Baynton. A British Actor, commonly associated with the children's television show, Horrible Histories, and is amazingly attractive. No one knows why exactly people love him, though scientists are looking into it. The typical Bayntonette is either a teenage girl who watches Horrible Histories songs and episodes on Youtube and loves Mat Baynton for the unknown reason, or a young child's mother who secretly adores said person, while watching the television show with her child/ren. Scientists have discovered that a Bayntonette finds Mat sexy, though it is unknown why. There are no obvious conclusions, given that he is a scrawny, mid-twenties, unheard-of actor, but the theory of "Humorous Attractivus" can be applied to said attraction. One thing is known for sure, Mat Baynton is sexy.
Teenage Girl: "OMG! Did you see the Dick Turpin song? Mat Baynton can do guy liner so well, it looks smexy."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."
Bayntonette by SilkNinjaLily August 7, 2011
banotonayacht
A group of fierce and amazing ladies. They embody the phrase “weird is the new cool”. Banotonayacht love fake hands, are super sus, and steal useless camp objects to seem angsty. They live in GK and you know this summer is their RE19N!!
banotonayacht by NotYourToy April 25, 2019
Baytona
“It’s means a woman’s gonna fuck a guy”
This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
Baytona by Keemmcmeme June 27, 2021