baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

Jap Baseball 

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.

Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.

Jap Baseball by TCHump May 17, 2010

baebae kids 

Bad ass little lids

I hate babysitting these baebae kids all they ever do is act up.

baebae kids by Trizzy.lee December 12, 2016

baeball 

A sport played by hot males with cakey donks.

Person 1: What sport do you play??
Person 2: Baeball of course
Person 3: Damn, you must have a cakey donk!!

baeball by cbecibeibcebciewc June 4, 2016

basebromance 

Two baseball players who are so close to each other they do everything together, like walk down to baseball practice together, go get Jamba Juice together, share deoderant in the locker room, are in each other's fave 5, and slap each others' butts after every play; like a bromance, but specificlly for baseball guys.

Robyn: "Hey, what's up with Alika and AJ? They're always doing stuff together!"

Jennifer: "Yeah, that's cause they have a basebromance."

basebromance by hahaIusedMYrealNAME April 20, 2009