A fierce doo doo battle taken place in the stalls of a men's restroom between two dudes in adjacent stalls. Bonus points for a large splash, ear peircing fart, or sabotage smell. No one really wins this game.
Jon, "Dude I have to to take a massive shit after that taco bell."

Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"
by Jonny Dingo May 07, 2010
The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.
Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship
by Morgan B... July 14, 2008
based on the game battle ship, whenever using the bathroom and take a shit you try to hit it with the next one and sink it.
i was walking by the bathroom and heard billy yell you sunk my battle shit.
by carl shackelferd June 19, 2006
A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.
"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."
by Dredge2 November 04, 2007
A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.
As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"
by Coltoonie November 24, 2008

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