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Baptized 

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptized by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

baptized 

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott
OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor
baptized by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007

BAPTIZED 

When a man recieves oral sex.
Man that bitched baptized me last night
BAPTIZED by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever
me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?
lesbian baptized by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

baptized 

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!
baptized by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptized 

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.
baptized by Zag May 16, 2004