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Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift 

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
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batchmate 

Commonly used in the British commonwealth countries, the term "batchmate" refers to a person who was in the same "batch" as you were in school, college, a military or administrative academy; or another intensive program where people get to know their cohorts quite well. The rough American equivalent is "classmate"; however, batchmate implies a closer sense of togetherness and bonding.
"We had a get-together of our IIT batchmates at a restaurant in Manhattan"
batchmate by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006
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BatchMonkey 

Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong.
Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today
BatchMonkey by Chris Scott January 14, 2004
To be used in place of "10-4", this word serves as a replacement of "amen", "Hell yeah", "Fuck yeah" or can be used as a greeting or goodbye. Its language of origin is Bitcumanese of the territory Bitcumville, just south of Kissimmee, Florida. it means Bitcum.
Hey Dan! you look great today! Bitcum.
Bitcum by Benny_bitcum September 16, 2019
Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.
I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!
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Batum Basson 

The attractive person of the female gender that will have a stern solid relationship and keen sexual relations with YoungBoyDaley
Batum Basson by Anonymous-\+*;) August 4, 2019