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The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"
Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.
by ARoark February 04, 2006

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