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Jargon Based Life Form

A human that is quite ambitious and works in private industry and speaks excessively in odd industry terms. These individuals are typically middle management all the way to the top of companies and they constantly spout statements that are popular at the time, jargon and specific to whatever is in fashion in their industry. A good example as of early 2026 would be the CEO of a massive burger restaurant chain taking a tiny bite of a cheese burger and calling it a "product." Suspiciously avoiding any language that may cause the viewer to think the product was actually food.

Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.
I was shocked to be the only non jargon based life form in that board meeting.

Your entire life was based on gay rights 

THE MOST WORST INSULT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, CAN SURPASS your family tree LGBT
jake "hey dude"
mike: "w0t"
jake: your entire life was based on gay rights

*THE ENTIRE BODY OF MIKE HAS DIED.*

based lifestyle 

Living your life with purpose. Using art as your escape from the world
This based lifestyle has me really living

The Ultimate Fury Based Lifeform 

TUFBL is a being created after combining ANGER and RAGE. The anger is referred to as: “Angrygram” and the rage is referred to as “Bugatti Blasta”.
The Ultimate Fury Based Lifeform is full of rage!

estrogen-based lifeform 

Susan is an estrogen-based lifeform.

Carbon based lifeforms 

A band that makes some pretty good electronic/ambient (not really sure on what genre it would be) music that is easy to get lost in or just fall asleep to. A more technical definition is that we are physically made of mostly water (about 70%) and carbon. If you want proof of this: when people are cremated, the Ash left behind is pretty much just the carbon in the body as well as some impurities.
I'm gonna take some shrooms if it's gonna rain today and listen to Carbon based lifeforms.