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Mike Barwis 

The new strength and conditioning coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for being a crazy SOB that will "turn you into a little girl". The former MMA champion, who went 36-0 and never missed a match, has also become known for his crazy comments like "You're going to go 12 rounds and knock them the fuck out", for reportedly making Pacman Jones cry, and for giving a, what he claimed, "brief" 20 minute synopsis of his workout program. With his new found popularity, he has also become the new butt of so called Chuck Norris Jokes.
Mike Barwis beats paper, rock & scissors.

The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Mike Barwis!

Chuck Norris started doing the Total Gym 'cause he couldn't handle a Mike Barwis workout!

The reason Chuck Norris recently lost his beard is 'cause Mike Barwis tore it off with his bare hands!

"Reports about Barwis' expertise have generated only half of the hype. The other half has stemmed from the fiery intensity that permeates his persona. Together, those things have spawned stories that appear on the surface to be urban legend. Upon closer inspection, though, the rumors prove to be more fact than fiction."

"I don't want to challenge coach Barwis in anything," said junior wideout Greg Mathews. "I just want to stay on his good side, stay out of the doghouse, and go to class so I don't have to do any kind of punishment. Barwis was a cage fighter. He was 36-0 and never missed a match. He was telling us about 50 different injuries and never missed a match, and some of those injuries probably would have ended my career."

"Man, that guy is an animal," Detroit Catholic Central's Mike Martin said after his January visit to Michigan. "He is a beast. I would say that he stood out the most (during the visit). He showed quite a few exercises. Then he got down there and performed them. I like a coach that can do the drills that he is showing you.

"He pulled out these big bouncy balls that you do crunches on, and he jumped up on top of it. His assistant was throwing balls while he was catching them and keeping his balance at the same time. It was incredible. It helps build your core. He said we all will be able to do it, although it doesn't seem like that now. He is very intense. Coach Rodriguez told all of the recruits it is not a show, it is real, and that he is like this all the time."
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Mike Barwis by michgoblue July 3, 2008
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The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
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The religion of St Onika Maraj.
Hey what religion do you follow?
Barbism (The best religion)
Barbism by Hagrid994 January 16, 2021

Barisan Nasional 

A Malaysian political coalition led Malaysia from 1957 to 2018. They used to be good, developing Malaysia while caring for people. Even after 2018 when they became opposition, they seemed okay. However, they betrayed people by cooperating with far-left populist Pakatan Harapan in 2022. This has only proven that Barisan Nasional only wants power but not principles.
Are you still supporting Barisan Nasional? I used to be, but now no more. I still remember when Barisan Nasional chose Pakatan Harapan to form the government. It was such a disgusting moment. It had only proven that Barisan Nasional is a traitor.

Do you think that Barisan Nasional is a hero? They used to be. But now? No more. They betrayed people. How dare they could cooperate with communists.

Since then, I decided to vote Perikatan Nasional, not Barisan Nasional.
The act of "diving" (falling down on the pitch pretending being fouled), cheating and influencing the referees to gain advantage in a football match. The name comes from the way of play of FC Barcelona who popularized this behaviour in football when winning a couple of titles thanks to tricking referees.
- "Oh come on, look at them! They're falling down and grabbing their faces in agony when the opposite players barely get close to them!"
- "Yeah, they're on their barsism again."
barsism by Urbaniak February 26, 2013

Barista Bike 

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.
Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.
Barista Bike by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

Barnisquis 

Urinating while completely naked
Look over there he is having a barnisquis right in front of a school!
Barnisquis by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022