Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

bare pole 

When you go to have sex with a girl and you refuse to use a condom, and slip it into her without protection.

"So I lubes it up, and I droves it in her, and she says, 'What are ya doin'?' and I said, "Bitch, you're gettin' 'er bare pole tonight"

bare pole by Dorey May 16, 2006

Bargepole 

Derogatory term used to describe an exteremely unattractive girl. Originated from the phrase 'I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole'

"You should've seen the bird that Rowland snogged last night - she was bargepole"

Bargepole by DavH July 20, 2008

bargepole technique

a) Using a bargepole for certain sordid actions.
b) Not have any contact with someone, other than poking them in annoying places with a (minimum) 30ft bargepole.

a) I bargepoled her good and proper.
b) I bargepoled her good and proper.

bargepole technique by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

Bargehole 

A jerk who accepts gifts readily but then turns on you.

“don’t be such a bargehole!”

Bargehole by Sezzaswin January 28, 2021