Bar Life 

When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.

Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.

Bar Life by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 6, 2020

Bar Lodos 

It can be anything and everything or nothing at all, it is just an expression that can be used in daily lives.

"My cat died"
"well, bar lodos to you, my friend"

Bar Lodos by SirJoker September 14, 2020

Bar Louie 

The type of chain-restaurant where you take a first date if you're cheap AF, enjoy greasy appetizers with artificial guac, and need a nearby 2-star hotel.

TL;DR - you can catch the crabs here, and I ain't takin' about food.

I took that biatch I met on Plenty Of Fish to Bar Louie and she turned out to be a dude. FML

Bar Louie by Chitown60654 April 4, 2021

Bar lick 

The discreet version of ear or neck PDA.

Jose: how bout some tongue?

Lily: you'll have to settle for some bar lick.

Bar lick by Monoclist August 22, 2009

Elisheva Bar-Levav 

Elisheva Bar-Levavs are crazy crack addicts. They have big dicks and hate their schools. They always skip class and NEVER swear. Aside from this, they are very good friends and you can trust them. Every one likes them and every boy asks them out. They are genuine, BEAUTIFUL, and have an amazing personality.

boy-“OMG who is that girl. I want her number?”
me: “ that’s Elisheva Bar-Levav”

Elisheva Bar-Levav by tabachoy December 3, 2019

Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

Eh Bar Lay by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

bar laugh 

A loud exclamation of "HA", at maximum volume, whilst drunk at a bar. This exclamation may be optionally followed by some "has" at less volume. Primarily this behaviour has been observed on the East Coast of the USA, in cities such as Philadelphia, New York, and Washington D.C..

Man I am wasted! Gimme another Yuengling! I know, let's day the bar laugh! HA!!!

bar laugh by Andrew J White September 20, 2006