Baptiste

Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!

Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly

Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*

by Absynthee November 21, 2021

Baptiste

A guy who calls way too many times in one night (especially on weekends)

Omfg this guy calls like a baptiste

by Theoracleseesall February 21, 2022

Baptiste

Baptiste in other words Babou is a very generous person. He is a good person who enjoys giving to others in all circumstances. He loves his friends his family and in particular his conquests. Baptiste is also a very athletic person who likes to push himself all the time. We all love Baptiste.

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by lilouquiaimebabou November 21, 2021

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.

Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

by bestnonregever February 2, 2016