bromise 

Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.

"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"

bromise by eSKape March 13, 2009

bromiserate 

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.

-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."

bromiserate by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009

Bantomime 

A long, or extended, period of banter.

After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."

Bantomime by the10footmidget October 30, 2011

Bromise 

A promise between two or more bros

Bro 1: Hey man, I call dibs on her, so don't make any moves, you bromise?
Bro 2: Dude, don't worry I won't, I bromise.

Bromise by Unbendable Shaft October 15, 2017

bromise 

Originated in the Maryland
first spoken by Jack attack's little brother

SN1: please explain the bromise so i could sleep at night
SN2: bromise just means promise.. except that u really promise

I bromise I'll give you the money tommorow, cuz im cool like that

bromise by D-Ron November 8, 2004

Bromise 

A sacred unbreakable promise made between two bro's. Now this can be between to blood brothers or between brothers from other mothers.

Patrick, you better bromise me to quit tokin up soon bro

Bromise by Puff(4)Puff(2)Pass(0) February 23, 2010

Bromiserate 

two guys commiserating, a cousin to Bromance

Tyler bromiserated with Cyrus after Cyrus stood up his fiancee due to his drunken state and she summarily dumped him.

Bromiserate by drstevenwerose March 7, 2024