2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."