band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

BadBoyHalo

Badboyhalo is a youtuber and twitch streamer. He doesn't like swearing at all. His bff is skeppy and he has a dog called lucy (rat). He often uses the phrase muffin, and potato. He is the absolute sweetest and kindest muffin ever.

BadBoyHalo is so sweet!

BadBoyHalo by Minna_Rose January 9, 2021

Sticky Band-aid 

While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.

Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid

Sticky Band-aid by Rhino77 December 5, 2013

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

Band-Aid Solution by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

Band 5 Bullshitter by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

Rubber Band Sock Trick 

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

Rubber Band Sock Trick by brendanslammer March 31, 2019

Marching Band 

1. ) A sport
2.) Hell
3.) The best thing that will ever happen to you
4.) Mentally and Physically draining

Marching band is a team build experience, that will change your whole perception on life and make you appreciate all the small things in life. There will be ups and down but you will love all of them. One thing about marching band is that you all don't just talk about band, y'all spill some real tea. One last thing is, the people you meet will become your friends for the rest of your life it doesn't matter what grade level or anything everybody is now your best friend for the first time you all snap to attention.

The first day of marching band camp
Drum major: *click* *click* *click* *click* BAND TEN HUT
A sloe rookie: Is it band or ben?
Drum major: NO TALKING AT ATTENTION

Marching Band by piccolotrumpet April 13, 2019