Silly Band Ho 

A silly band ho is a person that is obsessed with trading, buying, and basically silly bandz.

Girl 1: Hey, I'll trade your purple and pink flower for a red mickey mouse!
Girl 2: No way man, I just traded my purple dinosaur for this!
Girl 3: You guys are such silly band hoes.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl practically tackled me for the silly band I'm wearing for my girl.
Guy 2: Wow, what a silly band ho.

Silly Band Ho by SillyBandzAintCool October 2, 2010

ho band 

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

ho band by OGhoband August 1, 2023

Band Homework 

When you get to know a band's music well enough that you want to know more about the actual band. Sources include anything you'll find doing a Google search.

Matt: I'm really digging Minus the Bear. I wanted to know where they got their name so I did some Band Homework on the Wikipedia machine and found out...

Dude: Yeah, found out what?

Matt: Hmmm, I forgot. Need to do more Band Homework. I never was good at learning.

Band Homework by Psych091 March 25, 2011

band hopper 

a person (usually female) who has a one night stand with one member of a band, then proceeds on to the next band and has a one night stand with one of their members, and so on.

a groupie, who hops from band to band.

"Dude, she got with that guy from Chelsea Grin, then that guy from Hermione, then that guy from Inn Hell! She is such a band hopper!"

band hopper by lolmustaches January 1, 2010

band hopper 

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

band hopper by fag9001 March 24, 2017

Band Hoe 

One whose "ho-ness" is most extreme in that the bandieness has been added.
Highest level band hoe is the "boner band hoe." Extreme caution must be taken when in contact with such individuals.

Yo Joe, Look at that band hoe toot that flute.

Band Hoe by Joe Blow10121 January 18, 2009

band hopping 

Or: An extremely cool chick that expands your world and you let her choose what she does and either what she would want you to do with your horizons

because your band hopping are you the opposite of a groupie

band hopping by PotentCreditability May 10, 2018