oliver baxendale 

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

oliver baxendale by gregor ross March 14, 2018

Baxendale 

Baxendale, adj. Having no purpose; purposeless; pointless; waste of time; unable to effect an aim.

I went for a walk in country Victoria but there was no one in a 1km radius so it was such a Baxendale afternoon.

Baxendale by Anon_CovidVic September 28, 2020

Baxendale 

A man who stabs in the back and/or sucks his way to the top

A man that can sink a piece of machinery in a body of water

That guy got a promotion. He must have pulled a Baxendale.

You see that dozer in the water. He totally Baxendale’d It.

Baxendale by Dozerboy April 18, 2019

bajenda

Your body, mind, emotions, and schedule combined.

"How is your bajenda today?"
"Crappy. My body aches. My brain hurts. I'm totally depressed. There has just been too much going on lately."

bajenda by The controller of emotions! May 6, 2009

Bagenda 

A vagina that takes an unexpected turn; a bent vagina.

Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!

Bagenda by Mossy B February 13, 2015

Balenda 

A beautiful, hot, and sexy girl who will rock your world like no other. But at the same time she will love you and is your soul mate. Balenda often goes well with a boy with the name of Riley.

Everyone wants a Balenda, there the perfect girl.

Balenda by SN95 pony January 6, 2019