balzooked 

A state of absolute surprise or shock

Last week I found out that my gf was actually my cousins brother, I was absolutely and utterly balzooked

balzooked by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

balzooked 

An extreme state of surprise or shock.😱

Yesterday I found out my gf was my cousins brother, I was left balzooked!!!

balzooked by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

baltomore 

Either a accidental misspelling of "Baltimore" or a more intentional misspelling by a crazed fan of the animated movie "Balto" in a curious attempt to find an interested Google search result.

Hey Google, search for Baltomore.

baltomore by kodafoxtk January 30, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008