balzooked 

A state of absolute surprise or shock

Last week I found out that my gf was actually my cousins brother, I was absolutely and utterly balzooked

balzooked by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

balzooked 

An extreme state of surprise or shock.😱

Yesterday I found out my gf was my cousins brother, I was left balzooked!!!

balzooked by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

baltomore 

Either a accidental misspelling of "Baltimore" or a more intentional misspelling by a crazed fan of the animated movie "Balto" in a curious attempt to find an interested Google search result.

Hey Google, search for Baltomore.

baltomore by kodafoxtk January 30, 2019