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blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,
Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered
blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015
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Bluttered 

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.
Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!
Bluttered by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Baltered 

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.
I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.
Baltered by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011
i was absolutely blutered last nite!!
blutered by brendydude April 4, 2009

Blathered 

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.
Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!
Blathered by Rock873 June 24, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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