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Baltimore School for the Arts 

The best high school ever to exist, and certainly beats any other public school in the city.
We got visual arts, theater, stage production, dancing, and music.
We got Don Rogelio!
We got Ms. Strizzle (Street)
We got Tupac, Jada, and Siriano
We got everything cuz we're BSA!

And we really do beat the SHIT out of Carver. :P
Sit smartly!
Where do you find the best people in the world?

Baltimore School for the Arts, of course!
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Baltimore Lutheran School

Baltimore Lutheran is a co-education, parochial school located in Towson, Maryland. It is associated with the Lutheran Church Missouri-Synod (LCMS), being operated by an association of local Lutheran congregations. Consequently, students are required to take religion classes for each year enrolled at the school, as well as participate in weekly chapel services. Although many of the students are Lutheran, the school admits people from all Christian denominations.

The student body is aproximately 500 students in grades 6 - 12. Despite its small size, BLS is able to offer a large variety of classes and extracurricular activities. Both its girls' and boys' sports teams are competitive in the demanding IAAM and MIAA leagues. During the 2006 - 2007 school year, the girls' track team won their forth consecutive "B" conference championship; and the girls' lacrosse team one their second consecutive "C" conference championship. The girls' volleyball, boys' cross-country, boys' soccer, girls' field hockey, girls' indoor soccer, and girls' basketball teams were also successful; all of them made it deep into the playoffs.
Baltimore Lutheran School is commonly referred to as BLS or B-lu. Go Saints!

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle
Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

The Park School of Baltimore 

Park is the hippie leftest stoner school of all maryland private schools. All the kids who go there know each other and like 100+ other kids from different schools. Compared to the other private schools they are the weird, gay, emo cousin. The sports teams are irrelevant and I can't tell you the last time they progressed in any tournaments. The rivalry they have *allegedly* with Friends is barely existent, since Park really can't have true beef with any other school (just like North Korea, they hate everyone, even themselves).
Person #1: What's good bro?
Person #2: Just The Park School of Baltimore things.
Person #1: Nice.

The Park School of Baltimore 

The most awesome school like, in the entire universe.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to The Park School of Baltimore"
"oh"

Mercy High School in Baltimore 

There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.

Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.

A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.

Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).
where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!

The Park School of Baltimore 

This is the only private school in the Baltimore County to Baltimore area that isn't snobby. We may be somewhat rich but we don't act like it at all. Were not like Saint Pauls which is a school that if you don't LAX you will pretty much be shunned. If you don't pop up your collar on your Neon Green or Pink Ralph Lauren polo with a seashell necklace with a shark tooth on it you will be shunned even more. Now to Boy's Latin which is pretty much the same. Same thing with Loyola but a little less. Gilman same but less but since they are exceptionally snobby they are at the Saint Paul level. Not to hark on these schools but if you didn't go to those schools you would or should i should say make fun of the school your at now even if you leave it you still will. I think everyone should think that everything that i have just said is true and that you probably think it is about your exact school but since you have to stand up for your school you have to disagree. I don't mean to hate but it's true. And if your not like the majority stereotypical people that go to these schools then thank you.
SP guy: Oh hey i forgot to bring my laxer stick.
BL guy: Oh fuckin shit cum (I think cussing sounds and is cool! hehe) i forgot it to!

I didn't include Mcdonough because i don't really know that school but it seems decent. The Park School of Baltimore is kick-ass!