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a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.

Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.

Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
by MPants January 17, 2008

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