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ballpumping 

The masculine practice of enlarging the nads and ballsac, using negative air pressure to force more blood and lymphatic fluids to flow into the scrotum. Practitioners, called ballpumpers, wear a jar or specially designed cylinder over the genitalia and withdraw some of the air using a pump, thus "pumping" up their basket.
I had a great ballpumping session last night - got to 16" around! Barely fit into my jeans this morning!
ballpumping by tigerdave October 2, 2009
verb - the act of walloping on a male's balls
Then Troy called me a skank, so I gave him a balloping!
balloping by The Man of Letters November 17, 2010

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt 

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026