ballpointing 

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

ballpointing by erik19 October 10, 2022

Ballpointing 

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

Ballpointing by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpointing 

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.

Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

Ballpointing by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 1, 2023

ballpumping 

The masculine practice of enlarging the nads and ballsac, using negative air pressure to force more blood and lymphatic fluids to flow into the scrotum. Practitioners, called ballpumpers, wear a jar or specially designed cylinder over the genitalia and withdraw some of the air using a pump, thus "pumping" up their basket.

I had a great ballpumping session last night - got to 16" around! Barely fit into my jeans this morning!

ballpumping by tigerdave October 2, 2009

balloping

verb - the act of walloping on a male's balls

Then Troy called me a skank, so I gave him a balloping!

balloping by The Man of Letters November 17, 2010

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt 

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

Ball-poppin' 

Ball-poppin', Ball-pop, Ball-popper, or Ball-popped. A new, contemporary, post-2008 term (usually a masculine one) that can be used to casually refer to someone who can simply be categorized as, stud (in a good way). In most cases, though not always, it is a person who womanizes intuitively, and is not cocky about it.
Everyone (99% of his personal circle of friends, and more than 55% of his friends of friends) thinks that he is cool; they enjoy his company, particularly the female ones.
Please note that, the term is not related to a man literally inserting his scrotum in/out of a woman's mouth when he is plowing her. Even if she is making pop-like sound in the process.

Guy A: What's up, you ball-poppin'?
Guy B: You know it!

Guy C: Just look at (Guy B), chillin' with those hot girls like he doesn't even care if they have boyfriends or not.
Guy D: He's such a ball-popper.

Guy E: Hey, (Guy B)?
Guy B: 'Sup?
Guy E: Where were you yesterday, you did not show up in our group meeting?
Guy B: Sorry dude. I ball-popped all afternoon, so I forgot all about it. I won't forget to come in the next ones.

Ball-poppin' by kaostheory519 April 9, 2009