Balloonia 

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

Balloonia by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).

Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!

Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009

Harry Balzonia 

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

Harry Balzonia by matt May 13, 2005

Balloni 

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

Balloni by James M. July 3, 2006

ballzonia 

Fine dining of italian genitalia.

Last night my girlfriend asked me what we should have for dinner and I said " how about a helping of ballzonia?"

ballzonia by Opus November 20, 2003

Ballonie 

meat from the testicles (balls) of various animals combined and processed to make a food product. mmm... mmm... good.

"Man that's hellaz gay! You're full of ballonie!"

Ballonie by pheju joque August 23, 2008

Harry Balsonia 

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs

Harry Balsonia by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003