ballance ball-ance n. a word used to identify the symmetry or lack thereof, when describing testicles.
"I have poor ballance, my left hangs lower than my right."

"You have great ballance, they are so even."
by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 26, 2008
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A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.
Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."
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