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Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab 

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.
“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

Ball Grabber 

Something that shocks you or catches you by surprise.
Yesterday Bad Luck Johnny bought a lottery ticket. The ball grabber is . . . he won!
Ball Grabber by Damienfella November 22, 2010

ball grabber 

A girl who is so attractive you feel a slight tingling in the lower regions of your body when you see her.
Person 1: "Dude you see that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a total ball grabber."
Person 1: "Agreed."
ball grabber by aperson// July 17, 2016

ball grabbing 

when a outfit is so gangster and hard you ball grab
“did you see amy’s outfit today? it’s so ball grabbing “
ball grabbing by anonymous August 18, 2024

International Ball-grabbing Day 

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker 

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.
" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "