Baldi

when you get spanked with a ruler

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night

by baldis basics July 25, 2018

Baldi

A teacher who beat you with a ruler. Because is is I to kinky stuff or is just a father.

Yo baldi just took me to his sex dungeon and beat me with a ruler.

by FNAF GIRL July 30, 2019

baldie

a perfect asian girl that dominates life

sheryl ng is such a baldie!

by CooCooCoo November 11, 2005

Baldy

A kid who hasn't hit puberty, and has a really high voice and thinks lame jokes like NRB are the height of humour. And a lot of them are smartarses.

Stupid baldies will never get the hint that they are just stupid kids, and no one cares what they have to say. Stupid baldy fucks.

by Angry Dan May 15, 2004

Baldy

Northern Irish term to describe confusion, not knowing.

Paddy: Where da fucks the TV remote
John: Ah fuck i havent a baldy mate

Translates to English as
:Could you please tell me where i may find the TV remote control
:Oh my gosh, i am sorry but i do not know

by funkedoff March 6, 2009

Baldy

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Baldy

Mt. Baldy is the highest peak in Southern California. When standing at it's summit, one can see the ocean on a clear day. A science experiment conducted in the 1950's utilized the extraordinary line of sight in order to determine the exact speed of light.

Mt. Baldy Guide: If you look this way, you can see the Pacific Ocean..

Tourist: All I see is a brown mess...
Tourist 2: Smog, gotta love it

by shiverAt50F January 16, 2005