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(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.
Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.

I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula
Bakula by Brian A.M. August 17, 2011
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Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."


"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
Bakula by yourmom26 October 20, 2008
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the last name of someone cool. (also a serpent or a dragon that swallows the moon)
damn the last name bakunawa is cool, i also heard its a serpent.
Bakunawa by imaginationofgods November 4, 2023
The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.
Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.
bakula by pat k July 28, 2006
many different variations of flowers
I had so many bakulas in my hands at once
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026