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Bazelgeuse 

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.
"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."
Bazelgeuse by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019
Related Words

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.
Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!
Baezelnuts by Bae23 March 5, 2015
Has sweet loving adorable character that will make you smile every time you see him. He will always come to you first when you need someone the most. Most of all he's a play boy and gets all the women because of his unbearable cuteness
You: Oh my gosh its bazel
Bazel: Hello!

Everyone melts
Bazel by Vancoray January 13, 2020

Bazelgeuse 

A wyvern of Monster Hunter World, that can turn into a Boeing B52 and hate Devil'johs. If you don't watch out he will fuck you up. So just watch out. If Bazelgeuse is tempered, you are in for a huge buttfuck.
Oh, there is a Bazelgeuse! A Bazelgeuse is in front of you take care. OMG A BAZELGEUSE PREPAORE YOUR ANUS
Bazelgeuse by ForniteGott1 April 7, 2018

Bazzeled 

Named after a teacher at a middle school in Lynn Haven Fl.

Getting pulled out of class by a teacher to retake/take a test that you failed or missed
"Where were you during English?"
"I got Bazzeled by Mr. Smith"
"Oh for fucks sake"
Bazzeled by T w4all October 3, 2022
The most famous person. He is too hot to handle . 1000 of girls want to be his queen. A kind hearted person . He is one nd only.
Girl - Baazel I luv uhh
Baazel-go to hell.
baazel by A4a9 May 2, 2018