The first shit you take while visiting Baja California. It's signifigance is that it is usually followed by hot, frequent, and sometimes uncontrollable shitting.
I should never have dropped my baja plug! Now I can't stop shitting, my ass is on fire, and I have just sprayed a wet fart in my last pair of pants. Fuck Mexico, I'm going home!
by Logan Earth Ski November 2, 2005