Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

Baghdad maid by Bog-man July 29, 2016

Baghdadism 

the belief that the Baghdadi people inherently superior to other iraqis and that Baghdadis should have control over people of other cities of iraq.

The real Baghdadi "Big Lie" is the long-held belief that all Baghdadis are always harmless and good and all people from southern cities especially ”Basra, Thi Qar, Misan” are dangerous, evil and uneducated.

That has conditioned Baghdadis to think they're always right, no matter how stupid the belief.

A: I've studied this in school, it's also related to my work which means I have a wide experience in doing it.
B: WTF ARE YOU DOING? EW YOU'RE UNEDUCATED IGNORANT KID!
A: I can smell Baghdadism coming out your mouth trying 2 be the right kid in here but trust me you ain't nothing but a douche.

Baghdadism by Hawraa December 31, 2021

bombing baghdad 

When you take a huge shit.

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."

bombing baghdad by wongabird December 3, 2009

Bagpipes from baghdad 

The title of Eminem's song dissing nick cannon and his wife Mariah Carey.Bagpipes from Baghdad refers to a hookah.In the past hookahs were traditionally used for smoking Weed and opium.Saying someone is blowing on their bagpipes from Baghdad means they must be high.

Mark:you see that fox over there at the end of the bar
Jeff:yeah, why?
Mark:ima hit that
Jeff:yeah right bro you must be blowing on those bagpipes from baghdad

Bagpipes from baghdad by 34567890730yrytiodf;hgkls;hru9 June 30, 2011

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

Baghdad Ass Up

Snorg Tee that sounds like "Back that Ass Up," which is popular with awkwardly sexual teenagers and is loosely connected to Juvenile's song "Back that ass up"

You's a big fine woman, why don't you Baghdad ass up?

Baghdad Ass Up by Blitz5678 February 23, 2009

The Baghdad 

When you say you're going to pull out but you never do.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I had to pull out. When the time came I said forget that and gave her The Baghdad.

The Baghdad by TheBaghdad October 10, 2008