bagel hole 

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.

your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out

bagel hole by the real bagel April 14, 2011

Bagel-Hole-Screwer 

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

Bagel-Hole-Screwer by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Lil’ Bagel Hole 

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

Lil’ Bagel Hole by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

B Hole Bagel 

A bagel with a hole that closely resembles an anus

Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?

Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.

Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!

Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.

B Hole Bagel by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012

bagilhole 

noun. A slight break in the line of a beard or moustache on one side of a man's face. Usually the person is trying to grow facial hair where the component parts, such as sideburns, moustache and beard, are intended to join, creating a seamless facial hair effect. A bagilhole is a bald patch of skin which interrupts the line of said facial hair.

George, your bagilhole is showing.

bagilhole by Beard Police February 5, 2010

Bagelhole 

A tremendously gigantic amount of a repeated word or phrase that has no context beyond what the word or phrase is. (FYI, Not a real trademark.)

The teacher so mad that the student had to write a Bagelhole of the phrase “I will not get detention again”.

Bagelhole by The Great Tax Collector December 15, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019