bag of onions 

a way to describe someone with extremely offensive body odor

Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.

bag of onions by MStrike32 February 10, 2007

Bag of Milky Ways

A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.

It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.

A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)

Bag of Milky Ways by JoetheGrim September 21, 2011

Bag of Hurt 

Something that causes more trouble or problems that the benefits can outweigh.

Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It's great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we're waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace.

Bag of Hurt by itsross March 16, 2009

bag of luggage 

Somebody who looks like a real snak, like a booty buffet; a thot with class.

You: Daaaaamn, Riya Sen, the Indian actress, looks like BAG OF LUGGAGE.

Friend: I must say, good sir, I yearn for her earnestly each night. Her beauty truly outweighs her personality.

bag of luggage by Chad Carnegie Roschild Chadson June 16, 2018

bag of slugs 

The damp condition of female underwear when said female is in a state of arousal.

"I'm not kidding, i put my hand in her pants and it was like a bag of slugs. Result!"

bag of slugs by footer October 18, 2006

Bag of Crows

1. One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apathy towards progress.
2. Dumpy appearance.
3. Totally rubbish, absolute crap.
5. An insult e.g. "You're a bag of crows".

Samanthas are used to best describe a bag of crows.

A group of wives hackling about their husbands sound like a bag of crows.

As Mark was dealt his poker hand, he said to himself "what a bag of crows!"

Bag of Crows by Jen Eric 1 November 11, 2012

Bag of Trash 

A person who does terrible things.

Yo Adam, why did you talk about my momz like that? You're a bag of trash!

Bag of Trash by A-aron Vaz and Tyra D April 21, 2015