Fast Action Gun bag

Many of the so called fanny packs actually conceal a handgun. The front rips off and exposes the firearm.
As the perp advanced with the knife I ripped open my FAG BAG pulled my piece and wasted the MoFo.
by Cannibul May 9, 2005
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A golf bag used only by fags. Although any company can manufacture a fag bag, fag bags are usually considered to be specifically Callaway bags. Users of fag bags usually say they are comfortable with their bag and their sexuality, but in reality they are mostly butt hurt and they regret ever buying a fag bag.
Oh man did you see Mill Pickelson this weekend? He totally has a fag bag, just like Tim.
by Fag Bagger April 16, 2010
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My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.
by Jen February 26, 2005
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When a man spreads the anus of another man and inserts his balls in the other mans ass, then jerks off on his back.
John spread Jacks anus out with his fingers, inserted his balls down his ass and then jerked off on his back. He was given a fag bag.
by panzerfaust91 June 19, 2007
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It a name used for people who 1: You don't care what their name is so you don't remember their name 2: You can't find a fuck to give so you just call them fag bag
by racist Einstein January 11, 2016
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Slang word used to described what is also a called a "fanny pack". It's a small, purse-like container that zippers shut and is worn around one's waist. They came into popularity first with runners and other exercise enthusiasts, but when they crossed into main stream, there was a backlash because men starting using them much like a woman would use a purse - as a convenient place to carry things around in. Because men in traditional society have never been able to carry any such thing (except the cumbersome and often unneccisarily large briefcase), wearing a fanny-pack became viewed as effeminate behavior. So "real" men refused to start using them (although they are very practical) and need to keep up their masculine image. Therefore, the best they could do was to equate their use with being homosexual, although most of the men who actually wore them were just "unfashionalbe" married men.
Is that guy actually wearing a fag bag? Do they still make those?
by Word Walock January 11, 2004
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Military acronym for Field Artillery, Garrison. Used when ordering a map case. The case is for maps pencils and other supplies needed for mapping. The case has a shoulder strap and a flap cover that resembles a females purse.
The Sargent got in trouble for carrying a fag bag without a map inside the bag.
by Sgt Perv July 14, 2009
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