55 overall with no badges 

Someone who is so bad at basketball. Flightreacts

You're so bad you're like a 55 overall with no badges

55 overall with no badges by Kovacs01 December 23, 2016

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"

Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.

stinking badges by Some Old Geezer July 6, 2006

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! 

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.

Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011

thieves with badges 

NARCS, POLICE, ETC. ANY ONE WEARING A BADGE WHO HAS BEEN GRANTED WAY TO MUCH AUTHORITY WHO ROBS YOU OF ALL YOUR MONEY AND ANY PROPERTY OF YOURS THAT THEY WANT TO HAVE FOR THEIR OWN.

NARCS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THIEVES WITH BADGES

thieves with badges by Babe in the woods September 1, 2009

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

Canteen Badges by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

Scan your badges 

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

Scan your badges by Logically June 3, 2018

Badgyvagy 

When your mates whimp out, go home and decide they've had enough and slope-off home - they have one of these. The only visible symptom is a moist crotch.

A more intense, infectious and specialised condition, worse than mangina - found only in men.

Anyone who suffers from this condition is more likely to have a bromace or be your gayest best friend

Stephen needed some napkins to dry up the mess leaking from his badgyvagy

Alastair didn't go to the pub as his badgyvagy hurt

Badgyvagy by ubd_god December 19, 2011