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Wannabe Badass 

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
Wannabe Badass by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015

Wannabe Badass 

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
Wannabe Badass by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026