Bad Hockey Teeth, Bad Hockey Mouth. One will usually see Bad Jibs on a hockey player who plays junior hockey or professional due to the lack of a face mask. Or Chipped missing teeth is also referred to Bad Jibs.
After my long years of playing hockey with the Whalers I have some bad jibs and need to see a dentist.
|2.||Conker's Bad Fur Day|
Conker's Bad Fur Day was a game published by Rare and released on the Nintendo 64 in 2001. It was marketed as an adult platform game and featured scatalogical humour, cartoon violence, sexual themes and many parodies. It received very positive critical reviews and over the years has gained a cult following.more...
In single player mode the player takes on the role of Conker and plays the game in a free-roaming environment. Conker can run, duck, jump, swim and fly by spinning his tail around like a helicopter for a few seconds. His health bar is represented by six peices of chocolate and he has a number of lives. "Context sensitive zones", allow conker to do things he cannot usually do such as use drunken abilities or turn into an anvil.
Conker's Bad Fur Day has a multiplayer option as well, featuring seven different minigames: Beach, Raptor, Heist, Death Match, War, Tank, and Race. Up to four players can partake in each multiplayer as well as numerous computer controlled players depending on the game type.
The story opens with a prologue, similar to the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange, where a miserable Conker says that he is now "king of all the land", and begins to tell the player his story.
The morning after a night of binge drinking, Conker awakes to find himself in an unfamiliar land with a terrible hangover. Having no other choice, he begins a long journey with the goal of returning home to his girlfriend, Berri. While he is trying to get home, he also must avoid th...
|3.||health food law|
the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".
The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:
Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."
Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996
"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."
Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
|5.||bad for you|
A popular phrase these days. Used on anything that scientists believe has health hazards. Also used to describe things that are popular and is used by people who wish to criticize it. Eventually, everything will become "bad for you" and we will all die of starvation. Also see cancer
Paranoid Bitch: OMG I heard red bull was bad for you! Don't drink it.
Paranoid Bitch: OMG fast food is bad for you, don't eat it!
Paranoid Bitch: That cheese cake looks amazing, but it has trans fats, which are bad for you!
Other guy: Oh guess I have to eat nothing but veggies and fruits now. Let me just eat this steak.
Paranoid Bitch: Steak is red meat, it's bad for...
Other guy: *shoots bitch*
some bad dick
some bad dick
A college girl came back from the health unit with gonorrhea. It was determined that her man had "SBD".
To be affected by a bad set of circumstance, the acuteness of which is so severe as to be admissible as proof that an unseen, omnipresent or higher power is the cause.
Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.
This word is loosely related to budget in the context of "something of poor quality".
This word is known to be in common use by select groups of individuals in the UK, specifically in the areas of Berkshire, Slough, Hayes and Uxbridge.
”I was shopping and I saw a parking attendant putting a ticket on my car. I ran out to stop him only to slip and fall, breaking my spine. A five-year-old-child then vomited on me. In other words, I got budgeted.”
”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get FUCKING budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”
”I pay £40 for a bag of skunk from my local drug dealer. He tells me at the time “It’s a bit dusty,” but I think no more of it until I get home when I find he has give me a £40 bag of nothing but badly smoking, foul tasting brown powder with twigs in. Yet again, I got budgeted.”